Monday, September 1, 2008

Goat not included


This looks like a perfectly normal, pleasant house... and then there's this room. I think the real estate agent is trying to appeal to suburban Satanists who want a place to kick back and watch TV. Or maybe the intended buyer is a rotisserie chicken who misses the supermarket...

Sunday, August 31, 2008

FSBO and here they are



Wave "hello" to the owners! Hi! Here they are! And wave at Anne, who found the listing! Now back to waving at the owners!

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Take me to your weeder



Look out! The house is being attacked by small green aliens! Everybody run for your lives!


(Found by Amanda)

Sho I said, ish YOUR house, YOU get out



I'd be on the floor from drinking all that, too.

Friday, August 29, 2008

Sweet dreams


Good night, sleep tight, be prepared to be attacked by hordes of bedbugs, see you in the morning!

Doggy, paddle



Seth found this happy dog. For just $16,900,000 it isn't really worth getting Rex out of the pool, is it? I know my cat required a deposit of 18 mil before he'd stop scratching the sofa.

Helloooo down there



Look, I have small children myself. I know how annoying they can be. But really -- and you might want to check your county's laws about this, but I'm pretty certain it's true nationally -- you're not allowed to keep them at the bottom of a mine shaft.

Found by Teresa.