Those naughty, naughty cushions

Please listen to this music while looking at the photo above:



...and then please worry for a moment or two about my sanity.

Hate getting mail? This is the house for you!

This house seems to have a huge number of doors. Doors and mirrors. Sometimes mirrored doors. Or maybe doored mirrors.

It also is "missing the kitchen," according to the listing. I've lost mittens, I've lost library books, but I've never lost an entire room. Yet. But wait! I found it!


Ta dah! I wonder if there's a finder's fee?

Goat not included

This looks like a perfectly normal, pleasant house... and then there's this room. I think the real estate agent is trying to appeal to suburban Satanists who want a place to kick back and watch TV. Or maybe the intended buyer is a rotisserie chicken who misses the supermarket...

FSBO and here they are

Wave "hello" to the owners! Hi! Here they are! And wave at Anne, who found the listing! Now back to waving at the owners!

Take me to your weeder

Look out! The house is being attacked by small green aliens! Everybody run for your lives!


(Found by Amanda)

Sho I said, ish YOUR house, YOU get out

I'd be on the floor from drinking all that, too.

Sweet dreams

Good night, sleep tight, be prepared to be attacked by hordes of bedbugs, see you in the morning!