Dah dah dah-dah, dah DAH dah daaahhhhh

Awww! Stefany found this happy group. Do they come with the house? No? Oh. Then WHY ARE THEY IN THE LISTING WHY WHY WHY WHY

*headdesk*

The mold comes, on little cat feet.

Shhh. Shhhh. It's us, the mold spores. We're sneaking into the room. Shhhh don't tell anyone we're here shhhhhh Jo found us shhhhh

Actually, it'd be quite weird in New Zealand as well

Megan in NZ left a link to this listing in a comment, but I just had to stick it up front. The homeowner seems to be an exhibitionist, and it's good to have goals.

candles + roses + TP = romance

These big bubbling bathtubs are supposed to be relaxing and romantic, right? Unfortunately, this photo -- with a cat licking its haunch -- isn't quite doing the job.

Fortunately, they had a second, more sensual photo to use. Ohhh yeah... it's business time.

Enviro-house

There's a slight chance that the house in this listing -- found by Karen on Photoshop Disasters -- has been Photoshopped. Or maybe the owners just really like lawns and really hate cars.

Grillin' the George Foreman Grill

Ang found this listing, which reminds her "of picture games from old newspapers where you count the items in a scene that are out of place." Me, I think it's more like a "spot the differences" puzzle from the Sunday comics. So... can you tell what's missing in the photo below?


(Note: the second photo is Photoshopped, by me.)

Cousin Itt, dressed for summer

Cousin Itt and his (her?) family has found a home -- in Utah, of all places! Thanks to Anne for the good news.