Perhaps it's computer-generated?

What it it about this house -- found by Kate -- that's so disturbing? The doll, the color, the pattern, the weird angles, the way that it looks like a dollhouse from 1973? I do not know.

I'm really starting to wonder about New Zealand

Ebony, who found this listing, lives in New Zealand -- so I guess we can presume she knows what normal listings there are like, and that they don't usually contain tortoises. Which is a shame, really, because it would be something people could say about New Zealand, something that didn't have to do with Lord of the Rings or sheep.

Arrrrrgh! Rar! Rrrrrr!

Everybody run for your lives! Amy has found out that the house is under attack! AAAAAHHHH SAVE YOURSELVES AAahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

Dah dah dah-dah, dah DAH dah daaahhhhh

Awww! Stefany found this happy group. Do they come with the house? No? Oh. Then WHY ARE THEY IN THE LISTING WHY WHY WHY WHY

*headdesk*

The mold comes, on little cat feet.

Shhh. Shhhh. It's us, the mold spores. We're sneaking into the room. Shhhh don't tell anyone we're here shhhhhh Jo found us shhhhh

Actually, it'd be quite weird in New Zealand as well

Megan in NZ left a link to this listing in a comment, but I just had to stick it up front. The homeowner seems to be an exhibitionist, and it's good to have goals.

candles + roses + TP = romance

These big bubbling bathtubs are supposed to be relaxing and romantic, right? Unfortunately, this photo -- with a cat licking its haunch -- isn't quite doing the job.

Fortunately, they had a second, more sensual photo to use. Ohhh yeah... it's business time.