Have a seat

It would've been easy to not include the ripped, upside-down sofa in this photo, so I presume there's a good reason for it being here. Like... ah...

Unless! Maybe this was the best photo possible. Maybe there's something really awful just out of the shot. Like a ripped, upside-down sofabed. Now, that would be nuts.

So that's what a washer and dryer look like

There are many bad photos in this listing that lizinsac found. But I pick this one, because it's the most pointless. There is absolutely no reason for this photo.


You want potential buyers to know that there's a washer and dryer? The house is too messy to respectably take a photo? THEN JUST SAY IN THE LISTING THAT THERE'S A WASHER AND DRYER. Especially if it's just a normal washer and dryer, not a fancy-pants front-loading, energy efficient, as seen on "Lost" washer and dryer.

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I WILL EAT YOUR SOCKS

I AM YOUR WASHING MACHINE! YOU MUST FEED ME! FEED ME! OR I WILL INVADE YOUR KITCHEN IN SEARCH OF DISHTOWELS TO EAT! RRRRRRR!

For that "briefly not homeless" feeling

Come, now. Is there any real estate market where abandoned shopping carts are desirable features? Especially ones inside?

We like sinks.

Sinks! Lots of sinks! We like sinks. This person doesn't like sinks, but we do. Sinks!

Boo

"I don't know what was in the fridge that would scare someone out of his shoes, but apparently it walked off on its own," writes Sue. "Either that or the Invisible Man is having an invisible snack."

Address: 2600 Atari Ave.

Roy found this house, and points out how similar the linoleum is to a certain childhood pastime... man, I used to be good at this.

Space Invaders made by Neave Games

P.S. This one doesn't really work in an RSS feeder, sorry.