Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Multi-tasking



This practical layout was found by Linnee, who points out that you can "do a load of laundry, take a seat, and... er... read." Me, I think the washing machine got lonely and wandered into the bathroom for a chat.

P.S. This photo was also in the listing, captioned "Under renovation." I think that's a bit cruel.

Jack wasn't invited


It's so romantic. The candlesticks are finally getting married. Oh, I'm all choked up... thank you, Meghan, for letting us know of this touching scene.

(MLS 1512516.)

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Have a seat



It would've been easy to not include the ripped, upside-down sofa in this photo, so I presume there's a good reason for it being here. Like... ah...

Unless! Maybe this was the best photo possible. Maybe there's something really awful just out of the shot. Like a ripped, upside-down sofabed. Now, that would be nuts.

So that's what a washer and dryer look like



There are many bad photos in this listing that lizinsac found. But I pick this one, because it's the most pointless. There is absolutely no reason for this photo.


You want potential buyers to know that there's a washer and dryer? The house is too messy to respectably take a photo? THEN JUST SAY IN THE LISTING THAT THERE'S A WASHER AND DRYER. Especially if it's just a normal washer and dryer, not a fancy-pants front-loading, energy efficient, as seen on "Lost" washer and dryer.

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Monday, September 8, 2008

I WILL EAT YOUR SOCKS



I AM YOUR WASHING MACHINE! YOU MUST FEED ME! FEED ME! OR I WILL INVADE YOUR KITCHEN IN SEARCH OF DISHTOWELS TO EAT! RRRRRRR!

For that "briefly not homeless" feeling



Come, now. Is there any real estate market where abandoned shopping carts are desirable features? Especially ones inside?

Sunday, September 7, 2008

We like sinks.



Sinks! Lots of sinks! We like sinks. This person doesn't like sinks, but we do. Sinks!