Included: oh Lord I hope not

This intriguing marketing plan was found by Tim. If you look closely in the living room, you might see another topless person... or maybe I need new glasses.

We're going to need a bigger box.

Please tell me the giant box labeled "PESTICIDE" (I think) stays...

Must... resist... "Who let the dogs in" joke...

Shauna found the trio, Roy found the pair, and I found the singleton. I like dogs just fine, but "Dogs lived here!" isn't a selling point. Trust me on this one. Two big dogs were living in my house before I moved in, and... well, we made sure we didn't go barefoot in the yard for a surprisingly long time.

Cross-ventiliation is so important.

Four bedrooms! Two bathrooms! What more could you ask for? I can't think of a single thing. (Found by Ellen on FAIL Blog.)

Multi-tasking

This practical layout was found by Linnee, who points out that you can "do a load of laundry, take a seat, and... er... read." Me, I think the washing machine got lonely and wandered into the bathroom for a chat.

P.S. This photo was also in the listing, captioned "Under renovation." I think that's a bit cruel.

Jack wasn't invited

It's so romantic. The candlesticks are finally getting married. Oh, I'm all choked up... thank you, Meghan, for letting us know of this touching scene.

(MLS 1512516.)

Have a seat

It would've been easy to not include the ripped, upside-down sofa in this photo, so I presume there's a good reason for it being here. Like... ah...

Unless! Maybe this was the best photo possible. Maybe there's something really awful just out of the shot. Like a ripped, upside-down sofabed. Now, that would be nuts.