Australia: fact or fiction?

Look, I've been to Australia, and I can vouch for it. It really exists. I'm reasonably certain that is not just a movie set. And yet, based on the listing that Kate found, I find myself wondering...

Maybe, just maybe, they're covering something up

I might be being too suspicious, but this lawn -- found by Tim -- seems quite green and lush. Very lush. Very, very, paste paste paste paste lush.

No, YOU pick it up.

This is what my bathroom often looks like, because I have small children who think that towels are magnetically attracted to towel racks and if you just drop the towel on the floor it will zoom up all on its own.

But my house isn't for sale. And if it were, I would take TEN FREAKIN' SECONDS and hang the towel back up myself and not include it in the listing for Jennifer to find and send to... um... me? Sorry, I've confused myself.

Included: oh Lord I hope not

This intriguing marketing plan was found by Tim. If you look closely in the living room, you might see another topless person... or maybe I need new glasses.

We're going to need a bigger box.

Please tell me the giant box labeled "PESTICIDE" (I think) stays...

Must... resist... "Who let the dogs in" joke...

Shauna found the trio, Roy found the pair, and I found the singleton. I like dogs just fine, but "Dogs lived here!" isn't a selling point. Trust me on this one. Two big dogs were living in my house before I moved in, and... well, we made sure we didn't go barefoot in the yard for a surprisingly long time.

Cross-ventiliation is so important.

Four bedrooms! Two bathrooms! What more could you ask for? I can't think of a single thing. (Found by Ellen on FAIL Blog.)