Kiss and make up

"Please forgive me," says the computer monitor, holding out a beautiful bouquet of flowers. But no, the unidentifiable piece of furniture is still mad.

I think this is how tornados are made

"Chili too hot?" writes Roy. "I've got your answer."

Australia: fact or fiction?

Look, I've been to Australia, and I can vouch for it. It really exists. I'm reasonably certain that is not just a movie set. And yet, based on the listing that Kate found, I find myself wondering...

Maybe, just maybe, they're covering something up

I might be being too suspicious, but this lawn -- found by Tim -- seems quite green and lush. Very lush. Very, very, paste paste paste paste lush.

No, YOU pick it up.

This is what my bathroom often looks like, because I have small children who think that towels are magnetically attracted to towel racks and if you just drop the towel on the floor it will zoom up all on its own.

But my house isn't for sale. And if it were, I would take TEN FREAKIN' SECONDS and hang the towel back up myself and not include it in the listing for Jennifer to find and send to... um... me? Sorry, I've confused myself.

Included: oh Lord I hope not

This intriguing marketing plan was found by Tim. If you look closely in the living room, you might see another topless person... or maybe I need new glasses.

We're going to need a bigger box.

Please tell me the giant box labeled "PESTICIDE" (I think) stays...