Sunday, September 14, 2008

We're going to need a bigger tortilla chip.



It's a pond! A lovely pond! A pond for your children to play in! A pond found by Brad, who points out that there's just one flaw: the pond is filled with store-bought guacamole.


(No, I never will get tired of the "We're going to need a bigger [blank]" line.)

(insert sulky "vroom" sound here)




Bad vacuum cleaners! Go stand in the corner. And you, and you. Time outs for all of you!

(LadyCiani found these time-outers.)

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Toast's ready!



I'm cheating here. This isn't really a poorly chosen photo, as there's no way to take a decent photo of a kitchen in this condition. But here it is, anyway, because they're my editorial guidelines and I can ignore them if I want to. I'm drunk with power!


Found by Roy.

Kiss and make up



"Please forgive me," says the computer monitor, holding out a beautiful bouquet of flowers. But no, the unidentifiable piece of furniture is still mad.

I think this is how tornados are made




"Chili too hot?" writes Roy. "I've got your answer."

Friday, September 12, 2008

Australia: fact or fiction?



Look, I've been to Australia, and I can vouch for it. It really exists. I'm reasonably certain that is not just a movie set. And yet, based on the listing that Kate found, I find myself wondering...

Maybe, just maybe, they're covering something up



I might be being too suspicious, but this lawn -- found by Tim -- seems quite green and lush. Very lush. Very, very, paste paste paste paste lush.