Load the torpedo tubes

Prepare to launch sleepyhead in five... four... three...


(Found by Bill.)

Naughty chairs!

Get down from there right now! Do you want a time out like the vacuum cleaners?

We're going to need a bigger tortilla chip.

It's a pond! A lovely pond! A pond for your children to play in! A pond found by Brad, who points out that there's just one flaw: the pond is filled with store-bought guacamole.


(No, I never will get tired of the "We're going to need a bigger [blank]" line.)

(insert sulky "vroom" sound here)

Bad vacuum cleaners! Go stand in the corner. And you, and you. Time outs for all of you!

(LadyCiani found these time-outers.)

Toast's ready!

I'm cheating here. This isn't really a poorly chosen photo, as there's no way to take a decent photo of a kitchen in this condition. But here it is, anyway, because they're my editorial guidelines and I can ignore them if I want to. I'm drunk with power!


Found by Roy.

Kiss and make up

"Please forgive me," says the computer monitor, holding out a beautiful bouquet of flowers. But no, the unidentifiable piece of furniture is still mad.

I think this is how tornados are made

"Chili too hot?" writes Roy. "I've got your answer."