Do I "need more information"? Hell yes, I need more information. Like, what is that smoke? What are those coils? Are the coils on fire? Are they enormous mosquito-coils? If so, is that a bad thing? What's in the tanks? Are they going to explode? Is there anything else I should know?
Found by Brian, who does not have more information.
This rebellious listing was found by Brian. Don't look too closely at the writing. Tsk tsk tsk.
Flowers! Get down from there immediately!
Oh, you just have too much energy. Fine. Fetch my hat, please. Hat! Fetch the hat! Good flowers.
All right! Here we go!
Walkies!
(Found by Giuliana)
Yes. This is from a listing. A listing found by Jayce. You are supposed to look at this photo and think "I want to buy this house! This is where I would like to raise my children!" And why not?
What an excellent idea. The owners of this house replaced the windows with wave machines like these:
Ahhhhh.... I feel so calm.
(I do think replacing the bed with a Newton's Cradle was a bad idea, though.)
"Honey, I'm home! What's for dinner?"
"Lemons."
"Lemon chicken?"
"No. Lemons."
"Greek Lemon Soup?"
"No. Lemons."
"Salmon with lemon garnish?"
"No. Lemons. Just lemons. It's a cry for help. Grab some forks, will you?"
