I can give you tips, lots of tips, real estate tips

My first thought when I saw this back yard, in all its hoosegow glory:


...was this (YT: Say Anything (part 10))

scene (it starts seven minutes in to the clip):


Yes, I recognized the table.

I might need help.

Or maybe this is perfectly normal for anyone who was a teenage girl in the 1980s.

"That's my house! I live there!"

Those years of the Palmer Method really worked

Reg? Keg? Either way, the vandal had very nice writing.

Green, green grass of home

This beautiful lawn was found by Clint of the Portland Housing Blog, and isn't it delightful? Yes, they'll all come to see me, in the shade of that old oak tree...

"Need more information"

Do I "need more information"? Hell yes, I need more information. Like, what is that smoke? What are those coils? Are the coils on fire? Are they enormous mosquito-coils? If so, is that a bad thing? What's in the tanks? Are they going to explode? Is there anything else I should know?

Found by Brian, who does not have more information.

I blame myself

Clearly the owners of this building (found by Misty) saw this post, thought it was a great idea, and copied it. Sorry about that.

It's okay, because it's in mirror writing (except for where it isn't)

This rebellious listing was found by Brian. Don't look too closely at the writing. Tsk tsk tsk.

Good flowers.

Flowers! Get down from there immediately!



Oh, you just have too much energy. Fine. Fetch my hat, please. Hat! Fetch the hat! Good flowers.



All right! Here we go!


Walkies!

(Found by Giuliana)