Hello? Um... anyone there?

A dog? A child? A bundling board? I do not know what Bill has found.

Your choice!

Do you want a pool? We have a pool! Look it's a pool. Or... if you don't want the pool... Look! We have a fishpond! Whichever you want!


Found by Galen.

"Ignore the tagging."

Okay. I'll just "ignore the tagging." I'll just frikkin' buy the house and move my family in and not even repaint, that's how ignory I am.

As fast as your skinny plastic legs can take you!

Run, chairs, run! Be free!

I can give you tips, lots of tips, real estate tips

My first thought when I saw this back yard, in all its hoosegow glory:


...was this (YT: Say Anything (part 10))

scene (it starts seven minutes in to the clip):


Yes, I recognized the table.

I might need help.

Or maybe this is perfectly normal for anyone who was a teenage girl in the 1980s.

"That's my house! I live there!"

Those years of the Palmer Method really worked

Reg? Keg? Either way, the vandal had very nice writing.

Green, green grass of home

This beautiful lawn was found by Clint of the Portland Housing Blog, and isn't it delightful? Yes, they'll all come to see me, in the shade of that old oak tree...