What more do you need to see?

Interior photo? You want an interior photo? Fine. Here:


Is that interior enough for you, Sport? Hope so, because it's the only one you're getting.

Found by Shelby.

Assuaging my liberal guilt

This listing -- found by KCCAT -- is dedicated to the anonymous person who said I was a racist because I didn't want my daughter to marry a store display of M&Ms. See? I don't really mind M&Ms. Tra la la...

get them away from me get them away from me

Hello? Um... anyone there?

A dog? A child? A bundling board? I do not know what Bill has found.

Your choice!

Do you want a pool? We have a pool! Look it's a pool. Or... if you don't want the pool... Look! We have a fishpond! Whichever you want!


Found by Galen.

"Ignore the tagging."

Okay. I'll just "ignore the tagging." I'll just frikkin' buy the house and move my family in and not even repaint, that's how ignory I am.

As fast as your skinny plastic legs can take you!

Run, chairs, run! Be free!

I can give you tips, lots of tips, real estate tips

My first thought when I saw this back yard, in all its hoosegow glory:


...was this (YT: Say Anything (part 10))

scene (it starts seven minutes in to the clip):


Yes, I recognized the table.

I might need help.

Or maybe this is perfectly normal for anyone who was a teenage girl in the 1980s.

"That's my house! I live there!"