It's not them, it's me

I give up. Clearly candy-themed rooms are fine, just fine, and I need to get over my heebie-jeebies. Thank you, Jessy, for finding this Pez-filled room as proof that such things are completely normal.

save yourself: hit control + W now

Nikki sent me this one a while ago, and it's been sitting in my in box while I tried to come up with something to say about it. But... I can't. I just can't. I think about sitting on that sofa -- the only free spot in the room -- and I just get so nervous that I have to close the browser. In fact, I have to go now.

What more do you need to see?

Interior photo? You want an interior photo? Fine. Here:


Is that interior enough for you, Sport? Hope so, because it's the only one you're getting.

Found by Shelby.

Assuaging my liberal guilt

This listing -- found by KCCAT -- is dedicated to the anonymous person who said I was a racist because I didn't want my daughter to marry a store display of M&Ms. See? I don't really mind M&Ms. Tra la la...

get them away from me get them away from me

Hello? Um... anyone there?

A dog? A child? A bundling board? I do not know what Bill has found.

Your choice!

Do you want a pool? We have a pool! Look it's a pool. Or... if you don't want the pool... Look! We have a fishpond! Whichever you want!


Found by Galen.

"Ignore the tagging."

Okay. I'll just "ignore the tagging." I'll just frikkin' buy the house and move my family in and not even repaint, that's how ignory I am.