Wheeee!

THUNK. That's the sound the sofas made when they stopped sliding and hit the wall.

Or perhaps the wooden chair is contemplating its mortality

Ahhh... sometimes there's nothing better than dragging a chair out to the back yard, sitting back, and watching a pile of sticks. Good times.

Found by Dawn, who thinks the sticks must be a selling feature.

Building? Dog? I just can't decide which I want.

This listing has two photos. One is tiny and blury. The other is large, up close, and in focus. Can you guess which is of the item which is for sale?

It's not them, it's me

I give up. Clearly candy-themed rooms are fine, just fine, and I need to get over my heebie-jeebies. Thank you, Jessy, for finding this Pez-filled room as proof that such things are completely normal.

save yourself: hit control + W now

Nikki sent me this one a while ago, and it's been sitting in my in box while I tried to come up with something to say about it. But... I can't. I just can't. I think about sitting on that sofa -- the only free spot in the room -- and I just get so nervous that I have to close the browser. In fact, I have to go now.

What more do you need to see?

Interior photo? You want an interior photo? Fine. Here:


Is that interior enough for you, Sport? Hope so, because it's the only one you're getting.

Found by Shelby.

Assuaging my liberal guilt

This listing -- found by KCCAT -- is dedicated to the anonymous person who said I was a racist because I didn't want my daughter to marry a store display of M&Ms. See? I don't really mind M&Ms. Tra la la...

get them away from me get them away from me