Oh, poop

It's pretty hard to tell which end is which with those fluffy little dogs, but I'm pretty certain that that dog is... um...

Found by Matt, on craigslist.

For people who really like Subway

Laurie found this listing for people who like Subway. Really, really like Subway. Like it so much that if a listing were going to have just one photo, this is the one they should use -- because the only thing that's important is that the apartment is near a Subway.

I suppose it works equally well for people who hate Subway. Really, really hate Subway.

The closet, too, is bigger on the inside than the outside.

The Tardis! It's here! In America! And Val found it! But because it's in Seattle, the Tardis now comes in a classic cedar.

Wheeee!

THUNK. That's the sound the sofas made when they stopped sliding and hit the wall.

Or perhaps the wooden chair is contemplating its mortality

Ahhh... sometimes there's nothing better than dragging a chair out to the back yard, sitting back, and watching a pile of sticks. Good times.

Found by Dawn, who thinks the sticks must be a selling feature.

Building? Dog? I just can't decide which I want.

This listing has two photos. One is tiny and blury. The other is large, up close, and in focus. Can you guess which is of the item which is for sale?

It's not them, it's me

I give up. Clearly candy-themed rooms are fine, just fine, and I need to get over my heebie-jeebies. Thank you, Jessy, for finding this Pez-filled room as proof that such things are completely normal.