Stove ISO appliances

"Is it me?" wondered the lonely stove. "Why do all the other appliances avoid me? Do I offend?"

And with that thought, it went off to run its self-cleaning cycle.

So that's where I left it

No, wait, there are tons of good reasons for putting a flashlight there. Like... huh.

So close.

PHOTO CHECKLIST:
Front of house? Check.
Kitchen? Check.
Bedroom? Check.
Bathroom? Check.
Back yard? Check.
Orange teddy bear leaning against a fake soda can? Check.

Good to go!

(Found by Emma)

Giving credit where credit's due

My first thought when I saw the above photo was that it was lousy, and the real estate agent should go out and retake it. But then I scrolled down in the listing to the Google Street View:

So... my hat is off to you, real estate agent photographer. Nice work. (Although I'm not sure including the Norteño graffiti was the best idea ever...)

Almost!

Taking a photo that includes an old dog bed? Not such a great idea.
Moving the bed and retaking the photo? Great!
Including the first photo anyway? Oh, honey...

The Mystery Writers of America are out of control

David found this listing. Since the seller didn't bother spending ten bucks on paint to cover these decorations, I presume they're desirable. Family crests, maybe?

So calming.

Another find by Mary the Nebraska Realtor. "Anyone crazy enough to put these colors together on a wall needs to be in a padded room," she writes. "Oh, wait..."