$365,000? (Yawns)

Yeah, I know just how you feel. I can't be bothered to open the door for a penny under $400,000.

Takes care of the "Thanks, I needed that" guy

Jesse, who found this, thinks they couldn't afford curtains but had a spare pile o' bricks. I think they built a not-up-to-code addition and accidentally covered up a window. (Don't ask me how I know about these things, but I'll give you a hint: I see a window a lot like this every morning when I take a shower.)

Just an inch higher and everything would be fine

Oh! So close! The photographer almost managed to not include that terrifying toilet, but left in just that little slice... And now I share it with you, thanks to Carolina.

Stove ISO appliances

"Is it me?" wondered the lonely stove. "Why do all the other appliances avoid me? Do I offend?"

And with that thought, it went off to run its self-cleaning cycle.

So that's where I left it

No, wait, there are tons of good reasons for putting a flashlight there. Like... huh.

So close.

PHOTO CHECKLIST:
Front of house? Check.
Kitchen? Check.
Bedroom? Check.
Bathroom? Check.
Back yard? Check.
Orange teddy bear leaning against a fake soda can? Check.

Good to go!

(Found by Emma)

Giving credit where credit's due

My first thought when I saw the above photo was that it was lousy, and the real estate agent should go out and retake it. But then I scrolled down in the listing to the Google Street View:

So... my hat is off to you, real estate agent photographer. Nice work. (Although I'm not sure including the Norteño graffiti was the best idea ever...)