It'll make moving easier!

It comes with a shopping cart? Great! That's just the look I'm going for. Thanks!

Ink? No, "ink."

Fed up with all the vandalism and spray paint -- sorry, "ink" -- the sofa went out to hail a cab.

Found by Matthew. Or maybe "Matthew."

My evil empire will start right here... after I'm done playing pool

Yes, yes, I'm cheating. This isn't from a listing; it's from a press release announcing a listing. Sorry, but I don't think the actual listing is on-line. But this is my blog! I'm the only person here! I can do whatever I like! Just like you could, if you lived in a secret lair under London.

(Found on Metafilter.)

Somebody stop me

Why am I putting up this photo that Bill found? Dang, that's gross. Tell you what. I'll just shrink it waaayyyy down...


Ah. That's better. I wonder why the real estate agent didn't think of that?

$365,000? (Yawns)

Yeah, I know just how you feel. I can't be bothered to open the door for a penny under $400,000.

Takes care of the "Thanks, I needed that" guy

Jesse, who found this, thinks they couldn't afford curtains but had a spare pile o' bricks. I think they built a not-up-to-code addition and accidentally covered up a window. (Don't ask me how I know about these things, but I'll give you a hint: I see a window a lot like this every morning when I take a shower.)

Just an inch higher and everything would be fine

Oh! So close! The photographer almost managed to not include that terrifying toilet, but left in just that little slice... And now I share it with you, thanks to Carolina.