When Jim e-mailed me this listing, my first thought was "What's the big deal?" (because I'm rude like that, but just silently. In my head. I wouldn't share it. Oh damnit, I just did.) So it's a house with a lawn... oh... wait... that's not a lawn. Put the mower away, dear.
Not only does Texas not have an open container law, but it's also legal to sell real estate while under the influence. Yee-haw!
Found by Andra.
P.S. I made that up about the open container laws. I have no idea if it's true.
Oh, San Francisco, where a one million dollar house isn't worth half a day's cleaning...
I've long wondered why agents would include photos of the residents in their listings. It seems the people behind this listing, which househunter Valerie found, agree. Privacy now!
LET THIS SERVE AS A WARNING TO ALL DOLLS WHO THINK ABOUT ENTERING THIS HOUSEHOLD.
Found by Katie.
Oven? What oven?
Found by Whitney, who points out that "the listing remarks say that the gas bill is less than $10.00 a month -- BECAUSE YOU CAN'T USE THE OVEN."
