Sunday, November 9, 2008

Hi!


Don't let us bother you! No, no, don't get up -- we'll see ourselves out.

skitter skitter



Skitter. Skitter skitter. Skitter skitter skitter skitter. Skitter!

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Green quarter-acre is the place for meeee

Front yard!


Back yard!

So verdant.

rrrrrrrrroooooommmmmmmmmmm



"I'm outta here," said the lawnmower, turning its back and storming off.

Friday, November 7, 2008

Get out the dustpan and you're done



"This luxurious new timber frame home awaits your finishing preferences!" Really, just a few weekends of To Do lists and you're all set.

Found by Lois. Hi Mom!

The housing bubble is doing fine


For those of you -- and it's to your credit -- who found the previous listing to be too much, Ironygirl found a nice bubble to climb into and float away... wait for me! I'm coming too!

Hi!



Do you come with the house? I do not know how I feel about that. "Tenative agreements with tenants to move out" sounds... complicated.

The man above is from the additional bit here, along with many shots of a fridge with a lock on it and general squalor and poverty. I have to say, it would take a certain kind of person to see these photos and think "Yes! This is a world I want to be involved with, in a landlord sort of way!" EDIT: And, on further reflection, it also takes a certain kind of person to see the listing and think "I'll put this on my humor blog!" Whoops.

Found by Thaddius.