Unidentified machinery included?

Saves me the trouble of abandoning my own car there, I suppose...

Hi!

Don't let us bother you! No, no, don't get up -- we'll see ourselves out.

skitter skitter

Skitter. Skitter skitter. Skitter skitter skitter skitter. Skitter!

Green quarter-acre is the place for meeee

Front yard!


Back yard!

So verdant.

rrrrrrrrroooooommmmmmmmmmm

"I'm outta here," said the lawnmower, turning its back and storming off.

Get out the dustpan and you're done

"This luxurious new timber frame home awaits your finishing preferences!" Really, just a few weekends of To Do lists and you're all set.

Found by Lois. Hi Mom!

The housing bubble is doing fine

For those of you -- and it's to your credit -- who found the previous listing to be too much, Ironygirl found a nice bubble to climb into and float away... wait for me! I'm coming too!