Monday, November 10, 2008

Don't look over there, look over here

Adrian found this listing. What's the big deal? Nice yard...


Fine bedroom...



AHHHHHHHHHHH!


Not only was there a terrible fire, but ohmygod isn't that a walker there to the right? Could they not get that out of the way before taking the photo?

All you need to know



If you were going to have only one photo for a listing, would this be the one you chose? Of course! What else could people be curious about? True I can't tell what this is a photo of, but I've never been to Utah. I'm sure it makes sense to locals.

Found by a real estate professional who wishes to remain anonymous.

Unidentified machinery included?



Saves me the trouble of abandoning my own car there, I suppose...

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Hi!


Don't let us bother you! No, no, don't get up -- we'll see ourselves out.

skitter skitter



Skitter. Skitter skitter. Skitter skitter skitter skitter. Skitter!

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Green quarter-acre is the place for meeee

Front yard!


Back yard!

So verdant.

rrrrrrrrroooooommmmmmmmmmm



"I'm outta here," said the lawnmower, turning its back and storming off.