Please, let me take your coat (bwa ha ha)

Look! It's a friend for this lady! Or gentleman, I can't tell without getting really personal. Found by Nicole.

THREE QUARTERS OF A MILLION DOLLARS AND THIS IS WHAT YOU GET

San Francisco, you know I love you... but we have to talk.

Your own biodome! But blue!

This listing is setting off my vertigo. Am I not being fair, I wonder? Is a better photo even possible when you're dealing with a home that's half scaffolding, half Zoom set?

Oh good. I was looking for a... thing.

What am I looking at? I have no idea. True, my glasses have fingerprint smudges all over them, but that's not enough to explain this. It seems to be a... green tarp? Or is it a fence? With some kind of building -- probably the one that's for sale -- behind it? And the building appears to be thatched, which seems odd given LA's habit of bursting into flames.

A bowl of raisin bran might help

If you need a shop vac and a coffee maker in the bathroom... you're doing something wrong. (If you're actually doing the thing very, very, right, I don't want to know about it.)

BDRMS: 3 BATH: 2, ALTARS: 6

There's something out there for everyone! Buddhist (and slightly tipsy)?


Catholic?


You're covered!

(The bottom house was found by Emily, who saw it here.)

And now... back to the ugly.

When I first glanced at this listing found by Freelance Writer, I thought it was tile behind the toilet. But.... no: