H-O-R-S...

These cans take their annual HORSE tournament seriously. Don't challenge them unless you're up for some serious trash talk.

Thanks, longboaters

call the police

Help, help! There's been a chair massacre!

Oh, the upholstery...

Well, what else can you do with a spare bedroom?

This listing was found by Ellen. I would say something cutting but, as someone who spent her formative years at a Catholic school, I'm afraid Sister Catherine would come after me.

Diorama!

What? Why would Hello Nurse send this to me? It's a perfectly fine quilt, not really my style but... oh. Wait. That's not a quilt. That's a... a... It's a house. A house where people live perfectly normal lives, where they eat and sleep and read books and pay bills, all the time surrounded by walls with lizards and horses and dinosaurs and Bible scenes and I don't know what else.

To which I say: good for them.

Don't despair, cleaning supplies!

Don't worry, random collection of stuff! Jessica has found a friend for you.

I sell out, wicked cheap

Who's a lucky little blogger? Me! I got a gift card from JCPenney and Blogher! You can read about it here. (Or not, because it has very little to do with real estate listings, lawn chairs, or giant dogs. But it does have a link to a gift card giveaway.)

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Hey! Let us in! It's hot out here! C'mon, we'll be good...