Even more help is on the way

What's that? You were getting cold while playing the piano outside? Don't worry -- Hanne found a fireplace to keep you warm.

Circle of life (or death)

The hula hoop has come to the funeral parlor to pay its respects. Overcome with grief, it collapses on the floor. (Thanks to Mandy for finding this tragic portrait.)

(innocent whistle)

Nope, nope, nothing happened here, nope, just a normal apartment Gayton found tra la la...

Welcome home. Sigh.

Maybe it's just because I'm desperately short on sleep but I swear, the first thing I thought when I saw this listing was that the real estate agent must be this guy:



Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's the lack of sleep. Even by my low standards, this makes no sense.

A wrinkle in space

I'm pretty certain this listing, found by Michelle, shows the disintegration of the universe. Who knew the world's end would start in an Australian suburb?

H-O-R-S...

These cans take their annual HORSE tournament seriously. Don't challenge them unless you're up for some serious trash talk.

Thanks, longboaters

call the police

Help, help! There's been a chair massacre!

Oh, the upholstery...