Wednesday, December 17, 2008

You be the judge (again)


I Love Upstate thinks this is an enema bag hanging in the bathroom in this listing. But it is the season of giving, and in my condition of heightened generosity I refuse to believe that any real estate agent would include one. They wouldn't, they just wouldn't.

It's just a shower hose. A really high, thin, oddly placed, miscolored shower hose.

Right?

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

What sort of a person are you? Find out here!


Clayton found this listing from Riverside, and I have to say it's the grossest one I've ever seen. It's even worse than this one, which I thought would never be topped. So, as a favor to you, I'm just putting this teeny photo in.

You can click on the photo if you want, or not. It's a bit of a personality test, isn't it?

What the...? Where'd it go?



Did you see it? There was a bathtub right there! I swear it was! Elizabeth found it, and I saw it, but now... gone. Ooooh. Spooky. Vanishing bathtub.

Monday, December 15, 2008

What's this blog about, again?



Karen found this good dog in a listing from San Diego. Good dog! Who's a good dog?

I just realized: if I looked at this blog for the first time today, I would have no freaking idea what it's about. Hunting? Pets? Furniture? Sandwiches?

Listings, red in tooth and claw




Oh, my. I'm about as far from a raw vegan as you can get while still having opposable thumbs, but still I do not find dead little glassy eyeballs and bloody guts to be appealing.

Found by Kristin; found by Annie.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

A $2,800,000 sandwich?



Julie found this photo of a commercial property. Yes, it is. It is! That's what commercial properties look like! Otherwise it would make no sense to have this photo be the only one on the listing.

Cue: Tubular Bells


StacyAndJason (don't give me that look -- that's what the e-mail says) found this dramatic moment waiting to happen. What's coming out of the closet? Something... nice?