I look at a ridiculous number of real estate listings (this isn't a complaint -- I'm a nosy person and enjoy the chance to peek into people's houses). One thing I get so bored with is the graffiti. It's always the same black paint, ho hum.
But here! Neon pink graffiti! Purple! Blue! What a refreshing sight. How many highlighters does it take to do a job like this?
This photo, found by Whitney, is how I feel on the third snow day this week. All the funny has been beaten out of me by small children pelting me with Lego. They claim that I'm their mother and should be paying attention to them instead of looking at... well, since my kids are reading over my shoulder I won't spell out what I suspect this might be. I might be wrong, anyway. It could just be... um...
I'll get back to you on that one.
Karen found this and didn't know what it was supposed to show, but I think it's clear: it's a moat. Not the most impassable of moats, but clearly a moat.
Becky found this lovely... fireplace? Yes, it must be a fireplace, because that's clearly a fireplace screen. Tra la la, it's a fireplace, no need to look any closer.
I Love Upstate thinks this is an enema bag hanging in the bathroom in this listing. But it is the season of giving, and in my condition of heightened generosity I refuse to believe that any real estate agent would include one. They wouldn't, they just wouldn't.
It's just a shower hose. A really high, thin, oddly placed, miscolored shower hose.
Right?
Clayton found this listing from Riverside, and I have to say it's the grossest one I've ever seen. It's even worse than this one, which I thought would never be topped. So, as a favor to you, I'm just putting this teeny photo in.
You can click on the photo if you want, or not. It's a bit of a personality test, isn't it?
Did you see it? There was a bathtub right there! I swear it was! Elizabeth found it, and I saw it, but now... gone. Ooooh. Spooky. Vanishing bathtub.
