Oh, yeah.

That's right. You know just how to stack them.

Now we know who the half bath is for

This apartment, found by Michelle, is yours for $10, according to the listing. Included: Andy, a hideous half-man, half-sofa. That isn't going to be a problem, is it? What are you, some sort of anti-couchite?

A better class of vandals

I look at a ridiculous number of real estate listings (this isn't a complaint -- I'm a nosy person and enjoy the chance to peek into people's houses). One thing I get so bored with is the graffiti. It's always the same black paint, ho hum.

But here! Neon pink graffiti! Purple! Blue! What a refreshing sight. How many highlighters does it take to do a job like this?

Mrar! Roar! Rar!

This photo, found by Whitney, is how I feel on the third snow day this week. All the funny has been beaten out of me by small children pelting me with Lego. They claim that I'm their mother and should be paying attention to them instead of looking at... well, since my kids are reading over my shoulder I won't spell out what I suspect this might be. I might be wrong, anyway. It could just be... um...

I'll get back to you on that one.

Feed the dragon when he is hungry

Karen found this and didn't know what it was supposed to show, but I think it's clear: it's a moat. Not the most impassable of moats, but clearly a moat.

Chestnuts roasting on an open... floor?

Becky found this lovely... fireplace? Yes, it must be a fireplace, because that's clearly a fireplace screen. Tra la la, it's a fireplace, no need to look any closer.

You be the judge (again)

I Love Upstate thinks this is an enema bag hanging in the bathroom in this listing. But it is the season of giving, and in my condition of heightened generosity I refuse to believe that any real estate agent would include one. They wouldn't, they just wouldn't.

It's just a shower hose. A really high, thin, oddly placed, miscolored shower hose.

Right?