Shhhh

I'm sleeping off a candy-cane hangover. Please shut the door quietly.

Merry Christmas!

Jingle bells,

Jingle bells,

Jingle all the way,

Oh what fun

It is to ride, [found by Becky]


On a one-horse open sleigh,


Oh!


Jingle bells (everybody!),

Jingle bells...

Merry Christmas, if that's your thing! And happy Thursday, if it isn't!

whirrr WELCOME TO YOUR NEW HOME beep

THE ROBOTS WELCOME YOU TO YOUR NEW HOME

WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME

DO NOT BE ALARMED

WE ARE FRIENDLY ROBOTS

FRIENDLY ROBOTS WITH BIG STICKS

beep beep beep beep

DANCE THE ROBOT WITH US

WE SAID, DANCE THE ROBOT

NOT LIKE THAT

IS THAT REALLY HOW WE LOOK WHEN WE DANCE

HOW EMBARRASSING

beep whirrr beep

Do you mind?

A little quiet, please? I'm watching my stories.

It's a classy blog I run here

Amanda found this listing back in September and it's still up, which is odd, as nothing says "The Perfect Home Just for You !!!!!!!!" like a dog taking a crap.

Let loose the hounds of Hell!

Roar! Their eyes glow! Their fangs gnash! Their cute lil' floppy ears are all floppy and cute and awwww.... found by Randi. Who's a cute little hellhound? Who? Who?

Oh, yeah.

That's right. You know just how to stack them.