For that van feeling -- but in a house!

Yes! This is exactly what I'm looking for in a house. A big sleeping woman with a wound in her chest that leaks water. That is what the picture is of, right?

Well, that's a good sign

I'm sure there are good reasons for having a witch's hat (or, as some people call them, a safety cone) in the kitchen of the house you're trying to sell. Like... the kitchen is so FULL OF RADNESS that someone might walk in and be all WOAH and jump back and fall and hurt themselves, just because of the awesomeness of it all.

That must be it.

Shhhh

I'm sleeping off a candy-cane hangover. Please shut the door quietly.

Merry Christmas!

Jingle bells,

Jingle bells,

Jingle all the way,

Oh what fun

It is to ride, [found by Becky]


On a one-horse open sleigh,


Oh!


Jingle bells (everybody!),

Jingle bells...

Merry Christmas, if that's your thing! And happy Thursday, if it isn't!

whirrr WELCOME TO YOUR NEW HOME beep

THE ROBOTS WELCOME YOU TO YOUR NEW HOME

WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME

DO NOT BE ALARMED

WE ARE FRIENDLY ROBOTS

FRIENDLY ROBOTS WITH BIG STICKS

beep beep beep beep

DANCE THE ROBOT WITH US

WE SAID, DANCE THE ROBOT

NOT LIKE THAT

IS THAT REALLY HOW WE LOOK WHEN WE DANCE

HOW EMBARRASSING

beep whirrr beep

Do you mind?

A little quiet, please? I'm watching my stories.

It's a classy blog I run here

Amanda found this listing back in September and it's still up, which is odd, as nothing says "The Perfect Home Just for You !!!!!!!!" like a dog taking a crap.