Bats in the belfry

Middle Way found this listing of misplaced things.

Plastic wrap on the bed!



Bricks in the bedroom!



A lawnmower in the kitchen!


My head on my desk.

There's not a minute to lose

Quick! He's gone! Get the house on the market now now now!

Found by Meg.

"i'll post better images soon."

Oh good. I was looking for a house where I could... make wontons?

This blog, as seen by Kanye West

... at least this is how he would see it if he were apartment-hunting in Belgium, like Valerie is.

Help! It's sinking!

Weighted down by the pink siding, the house slowly sank into the ground and was never seen again... at least not on the Earth's surface. If you're a hollow earther, well, have we got a bargain for you!

Parking by Officer Murphy

I used to know some guys who had at least 50 bicycles in their apartment. That was in a huge industrial loft, though, not a teeny condo. If I lived in a 566 square foot home, I think I would cut down on my bike collection. But I own more kitchen appliances than can fit on my counter, so who am I to judge?

Dearly beloved contest!

Fill in the blank: These chairs are here ________.

Leave your answer as a comment. The writer of the best (and what do I mean by "best"? I can't rightly say) comment will win a copy of Apartment Therapy Presents: Real Homes, Real People, Hundreds of Design Solutions.

NOTES:

1. You've got a week, so please make your comment(s) before late morning (Pacific time) of Thursday, January 8. EDIT: done!
   
2. I have to hand-approve all comments on this blog because of idiot SEO spammers, so don't worry if your thoughtful entry doesn't show up right away.
3. If the winner lives somewhere that makes it expensive for me to ship a hardback book to them, they might just win the satisfaction of a job well done.
4. This is being done by me, just me, and not any advertisers or companies or rogue states intent on (cue: patriotic music) taking over our beloved democracy through blogs.
5. Make sure you leave some way for me to contact you if you win. If you're posting while logged in with Google or Blogger, that should do it; otherwise, please leave your e-mail address (feel free to munge it).
6. Photo found by Karen.