I HAVE TO TAKE THE PHOTOS NOW
NO TIME TO WAIT FOR YOU GUYS TO GET OUT OF THE WAY
NO TIME TO TURN 90 DEGREES AND POINT THE CAMERA IN ANOTHER DIRECTION
NOW NOW NOW
(Found by Cecile. Once again I have a "I think someone else sent me this, but what did I do with it?" sensation.)
There's something about this listing that makes me feel... sad. A bit down in the dumps. Mildly unhappy. No, that's not it... melancholy? My hopes have been unfulfilled. :( . Things just don't feel right. I'm feeling the pressure of the times. I'm gloomy. I'm as melancholy as a gib cat, as grave as a mustard pot. Looking at the photo just makes me feel...
Nope, can't come up with the word, sorry.
Found by Mr. Zarquon on Magnolia Voice.
I'm moving to Thailand! I can't quite put my finger on it, but there's something in this listing Tristan found that made me think I'd be really happy to live there!
Katie found this listing, which includes the above photo of a wheelchair on a treadmill. I'm trying and trying to think of the purpose, but...
Probably it's because I read 1984 at an impressionable age, but this listing (found by Susan) is giving me the creeps. Why is the TV watching the bed? Why won't it go away? Please go away, TV. Please give the nice people some privacy.
P.S. I know I've been sent this before, but I can't find the original e-mail or any post I made from it. So apologies to whoever sent it. And more apologies if I'm repeating myself. And I apologize for that parking job -- I really could've done better. And I'm sorry that I don't always wash the empty containers properly before I put them in the recycling bin. And I'm sorry that I'm using such small type here. It must really be hard on your eyes.
OK, parents, 'fess up: you've done it, too, right? Look under the table to see what I'm talking about.
But -- and it's a big but -- here's the difference. Have you ever left a diaper on the floor and then listed your house on the interweb machines for everyone (including Kati, who found it) to see?
Oh.
You have?
Sorry.
Carry on.
Run, stove, run! Oh no... it didn't make it out in time.
Who could've done such a terrible thing? Why, it was none other than the evil YAMBOT. Half sweet potato, half robot, all villain.
(Found by Be This Way.)
