Hello, ossifer, what seems to be the problem?

Shhhh. Everyone be quiet and maybe he'll go away.


(Found by Kris.)

Lord, this must be my destination

Lizzie found this painfully honest listing. At least I hope it's honest. Because if they're writing "what is nestled next to a grave yard, a rundown eye sore and pink all over?" in a listing and that isn't honesty -- if they're actually hiding, you know, the bad qualities while including several photos of the graves right over the fence -- than just what could be in that basement? Radon? A burst sewer pipe? Bigfoot?

THEY'RE MELTING! THEY'RE MELTING!

kw found these photos. I'm not one for using my kids photos on craigslist, so this kind of makes sense. On the other hand, OH MY GOD WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEM?!?

So it's kind of a toss up.

I have poor impulse control

Rar! I want to go on a spree in this room! Throw paint! Wear my outside shoes! Jump up and down! Roast a pig! Move one chair a fraction of an inch away from the wall and watch the homeowner go insane!

"Be aware of transients living throughout property."

Heather found this listing, with its friendly advice that one should "be aware of transients living throughout the property." I like the offhand tone. Oh, those? The things scattered throughout the property? They're just transients. Tra la la..."

And the photo? What? What's the problem with this photo? Would you prefer to have the mattresses inside the house? I think not.

They've already changed the listing, the spoilsports, but here you go:

Look away, children

"How is this porn?" you might ask, disappointed. But look at it. Look at the filthy, filthy listing Esmee found. Take a closer look:



It's clearly fish heading upstream. And why do fish head upstream?

You know.

Fish business.

Nasty fish business.

Tsk tsk tsk.

Everybody say "I like it!"

The house, the house, the house is on fire!

We don't need no water 'cause it's actually just paint


(Found by Toni.)