Bedroom / window / closet? Don't be so picky.

"Nice Size Bedroom ,Closet & Window" says this listing Michelle found. I see how this is a bedroom and closet, but how is it a window?

Oh, Adobe, you have so much to answer for

I have never been at a loss for words before. But... this listing... this listing found by Sarah... I just... what?

what

what what what

what

I am the... what was I saying?

I know y'all said those were Bible verses in the Jon & Kate house, but come on. Nobody would really have religious messages in their listings, would they? That would just be weird.

Oh.

Wait.

(Found by Christine.)

Hello, ossifer, what seems to be the problem?

Shhhh. Everyone be quiet and maybe he'll go away.


(Found by Kris.)

Lord, this must be my destination

Lizzie found this painfully honest listing. At least I hope it's honest. Because if they're writing "what is nestled next to a grave yard, a rundown eye sore and pink all over?" in a listing and that isn't honesty -- if they're actually hiding, you know, the bad qualities while including several photos of the graves right over the fence -- than just what could be in that basement? Radon? A burst sewer pipe? Bigfoot?

THEY'RE MELTING! THEY'RE MELTING!

kw found these photos. I'm not one for using my kids photos on craigslist, so this kind of makes sense. On the other hand, OH MY GOD WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEM?!?

So it's kind of a toss up.

I have poor impulse control

Rar! I want to go on a spree in this room! Throw paint! Wear my outside shoes! Jump up and down! Roast a pig! Move one chair a fraction of an inch away from the wall and watch the homeowner go insane!