Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Monday, March 9, 2009
All for the want of a notepad
A quick browse through my Gregg manual and I see the former residents have left a message saying... hmmm... "BREAD, MILK, SPINACH, BANANAS."
Sunday, March 8, 2009
I dialed 911 a long time ago / Don't you see... oh, wait, nevermind, there they are.
No, no, it's a sign of a good block to live on. Really. All the best neighborhoods have police vans parked throughout them.
(Found by Adam.)
Saturday, March 7, 2009
"garage house (hollis)"
Elena found this plea for self-awareness and reflection. Remember: we are the garage houses we've been waiting for.
Wood paneling, haunt me! Wood paneling, haunt me!
Not that I admit to ever having watched any of those Flip That House! Flip It! Flip Flip Flip! shows (are they on the air any more, I wonder, now that any given house's value is likely to go down by 60% before the new owner even gets the locks changed?), but if I had, I would've seen more than one where the flipper walked around spray painting on the walls where the fridge would go, where the cabinets would go, where the wall would be knocked down for a pass-through thus exposing six inches of asbestos and two inches of black mold.
In that vein, this house comes with convenient signs showing where the blood will be trickling from the walls during your next seance. Make sure you get a good seat, kids!
Friday, March 6, 2009
Closely resembling an apartment you can rent
Yes, I would like to rent this apartment. And I will pay you my rent with this:
Found by Joe.
And just to spell it out, because someone always gets confused -- not that I blame you, I think this blog mostly gets read by people waiting for the morning coffee to kick in -- the top photo is from the listing, the bottom photo is from the It's Lovely! HQ and is of some of the VERY FINGERS THAT ARE TYPING THIS ooooh
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