In the not too distant listing...

"When will Cousin Servo come down to Earth and take me away from all this?" sighed the poor little robot, its head glowing gently in the sunlight.

(Found by Helen.)

$1399 / 3br - 3-Level TH, event horizon

Interested in renting this townhouse Amber found? Then get there quick, before it's sucked away, away, away through the black hole....

Fortunately... unfortunately...

On the positive side: Ania found this great one-bedroom apartment in Chelsea for only $1,500 a month.

On the negative side: your marble collection will always be rolling away, and there seems to be a cat burglar in the kitchen.

All for the want of a notepad

A quick browse through my Gregg manual and I see the former residents have left a message saying... hmmm... "BREAD, MILK, SPINACH, BANANAS."

I dialed 911 a long time ago / Don't you see... oh, wait, nevermind, there they are.

No, no, it's a sign of a good block to live on. Really. All the best neighborhoods have police vans parked throughout them.

(Found by Adam.)

"garage house (hollis)"

Elena found this plea for self-awareness and reflection. Remember: we are the garage houses we've been waiting for.

Wood paneling, haunt me! Wood paneling, haunt me!

Not that I admit to ever having watched any of those Flip That House! Flip It! Flip Flip Flip! shows (are they on the air any more, I wonder, now that any given house's value is likely to go down by 60% before the new owner even gets the locks changed?), but if I had, I would've seen more than one where the flipper walked around spray painting on the walls where the fridge would go, where the cabinets would go, where the wall would be knocked down for a pass-through thus exposing six inches of asbestos and two inches of black mold.

In that vein, this house comes with convenient signs showing where the blood will be trickling from the walls during your next seance. Make sure you get a good seat, kids!