Why so glum, chum?

Michelle found this "Perfect 1st time buyers" listing. Get it now -- it won't last long at this price!

Avoiding listings altogether

Christina found this... well, it isn't exactly a listing. And it isn't exactly real estate. But it certainly is one way to go about trying to sell a home. Besides, it's a Saturday and the It's Lovely! editorial board isn't here, so let's go nuts.

A little privacy, please? Part II

"Huge backyard with potential..." Yes, nothing but potential here:

I'll pet it and brush it and call it "AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!"

Is it included? Because the listing doesn't say, and I feel that's a fairly important point.

(Found by Joey.)

You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to toss 'em on the floor

We each pick a card. High card wins the house.

(Found by Chris on The Front Steps.)

I must go down to pee again

Found on the excellent (and inspired by It's Lovely!) new blog Foute Huizen: this doomed ship. I guess when you run out of toilet paper you have a choice to make. Do you go buy more TP, or do you turn the pot into a place for your kids to play?

An old friend shows up

Chair -- get out of the fridge! Dinner will be ready any minute now.