Madness in every direction

We were somewhere around Glide on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying "You'd better put up the listing..."


(Found by Becky.)

Heart and soul, la la la la la la, heart and soul, la la la la la la

"Thank you, sir, but it's time to go. Sir? Excuse me? The house has been sold... the new people would like to move in. Please, sir. Please stop playing. Please. Please. Please."

(Another find by Ekaterina.)

Forbidden knowledge

What is here in this listing Ekaterina found? We will never know. It is too glorious for our eyes and has been blurred out.



(Actually, it looks really gruesome. We all agree on what that is, right? Let's just leave it unsaid.)

Everybody's looking for something

Might I suggest wicking pajamas?


(Found by Kris. Linking is impossible, but it's MLS E3178611 in Edmonton if you're really curious.)

For deep, deep cleaning

Handtruck in the kitchen? Pshaw. How about... a lawnmower?
(Found by Mandy.)

Oh, the pain of my catharsis

Even the coffee tables are filled with ennui in this apartment found by Kelly, but don't let that stop you from living here. After all, as the listing says, "sometimes it takes a while to recognise a good thing when we see it. But when we do it imprisons our hearts. Why wouldn't you listen to your heart? The midwife listened to your heart when you were inside and it gave peace of mind to your parents... So do tell why you won't listen to your own heart? This unit is low maintenance, secure with a very good management system, it's easily accessible and it's at number thirty eight bar forty two Holly Street."

Included: fridge, oven, microwave. Not included: coherence, segues.

All the standard kitchen appliances

Insert your own "Your Mama's pancakes are so heavy..." joke here.