Peel back corner to allow steam to vent

There are many perfectly good reasons for putting Saran Wrap over the top third of your fireplace before taking its photo for a listing, as Rebecca found. For example:


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hey, I hear my mom calling, gotta go

Pants Ironed While You Wait

And as long as you're here... want to buy a house?

Hey!

Chair, do you mind? A little privacy, please! Nobody likes a peeping Tom.

Plan B

Josh found this listing, and pointed out something I didn't see right away: "Mmmh. A foreclosure that is empty except for a red, 1-gallon can of gasoline." Whoops.

Buy now! Won't last long!

Not included: gum

Oh, come on. For a quarter million bucks, couldn't you at least fill the gum machine? What are they teaching them at staging school these days, anyway?

Rule #1 of staging: ALWAYS FILL THE GUM MACHINE.

squeak

For sale: one condo in Victory Mansions...

Still life with mannequin, bottle, Star Trek

Oh, the tragedy of the love triangle. Who will the lotion choose? The strong shoulders of the mannequin, or the lighthearted ways of the TV?



P.S. The obvious Silence of the Lambs comment will not be approved, as per the longstanding and never-before-divulged policy of the It's Lovely! I'll Take It! board of moderators.

P.P. S. Found by Procrastamom.