Thursday, May 7, 2009

Time to get a bigger apartment


From cedric-from-belgium, it's It's Lovely's first (as far as I recall) Not Safe For Work listing! I've added a modesty Chair to the photo, but clicking on the listing link will reveal far, far more than one expects to be revealed in a real estate listing -- at least more than I expect, with my uptight American ways.

Waiting for Chair.

You sit there:


And I'll sit here.


Now it's a party. Whee. Thanks to Kelly for finding the wild scene. Yippee. Let's celebrate "True related living," whatever that is, since it's important enough that the real estate agent mentioned it three times.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

For all your real estate / mug needs

Behold the glory that is THE MUG:
Mr. Zarquon made this after doing serious, soul-draining research into the world of real estate swag. Note the misused quotation marks! The meaningless slogans! The lovely portrait of the real estate agent Chair! What does it all mean? Nobody knows. Perfect for confusing your coworkers. Yours for just $14.95.

STET


No, really. This is the actual view. It says so right there. This apartment, found by Emily, is in Philadelphia's '80s Collage neighborhood -- and trust me, you'd rather live there than in Decoupageville.

Take that, Swine Flu!



Sometimes I feel guilty that my kids are on the Doughy Cheeseball Diet. But then I see what other people are feeding their children, and suddenly I don't feel like such a negligent parent.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

In case of attack by Cardinal Richelieu's guards, break glass



I've had family dinners like that, too.

Howdy, neighbor!



You might not get to know them, but your neighbors will certainly get to know you...