$695,000 a barrel

Poor Fluffy. I still remember that day, when he got caught in the Great Molasses Spill of 2009. The oil drum ruptured and syrup covered the land as far as the eye could see, ever-so-slowly carrying Fluffy away over the cliff.
Fluffy was a good... um... cat? dog? dat? cog? Anyway, we'll all miss him.







