While the armchair is distracted by the TV...

Chair! Not in the dining room! Shame on both of you.

It's spring...

...and that means it's shedding time. Shed shed shed.


(Found by Stefan.)

Chair is everywhere

More Chair than you'll know what to do with can be found on Jens Thiel's functionalfate.org. Chair... so much Chair... Chair upon Chair, which I'm not sure I approve of:



By a weird coincidence, I got an e-mail from Jens as I was writing this. Coincidence -- or the power of Chair?

Reports of Elmo's demise...

Ah, don't worry: he's okay after all.

POTUS

Bored with retirement, George has taken up vandalizing houses as a hobby.

We don't need no water...

No, wait, actually we do.

Guess what?

Bear butt!



(Found by Pamm.)