Monday, June 8, 2009

All the Realtors go "tweet tweet tweet"


Aww. How cheery!

What happened to this blog? First a little sleeping begartered baby, now little tweety goldfinches. I used to be cool, man. Now I'm so full of sweetness and decency that I'm not even going to comment on the six-food tall flowers and how they're surely a sign of nuclear waste being buried in the backyard, and if they can grow to that height who's to say they won't tear themselves out of the ground and stomp around making mad tulip sounds.

Pfffffff! Unleash the tulips of Hell!

The listing is here, but a) I couldn't get it to work in Firefox, and b) it slowed my computer waaaay down for a good ten minutes when I tried it in another browser, and c) it has music. On the other hand the birds are animated, and how awesome is that?

UPDATE: Yeah, everyone else can get it to work. I'm uncool and don't know how to use a computer. Both!

Sunday, June 7, 2009

That's not where garters go, silly

 
Danieka found this "4 bedroom 2 bathroom Double garage home." Me, I'm wondering how long until little Henley Brook has her own show on Disney.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

VWL MVMNT


BTH RM T NRRW FR VWLS


(FND B R2K)

Friday, June 5, 2009

Ajax really isn't that expensive


Yeah, the kitchen's a pit. But what do you expect? It's on the market for just $67,500. How much work can you expect the people selling it do do?

Oh.

Wait.

Not $67,500. I misread that.

This kitchen is in a FREAKING $675,000 HOUSE AND OH MY GOD THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T MOVE TO SAN FRANCISCO.

"The lot needs geological work."


Know what would happen if I lived in this house Seth found? Within five minutes of moving in, I would somehow manage to drop my keys right... there.

I like the optimism of these photos from the same listing:


A little scrubbing, a little vacuuming, and it'll be fine.

Ommmmmm


Relax. Breath deeply. Be one with the universe. Meditate on the calm blankness of this listing Amanda found. The real estate agent within me honors the real estate agent within you.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Ka-thump ka-thump ka-thump ka-thump


Sadly, the real estate agent fell down the stairs and was never heard from again.