¡Fiesta time!

When your house is a "rehab project needs roof gutters carpet vinyl, doors trim appliance," perhaps razing it is the best option. There are two ways methods of tearing a house down:

1) Hire a demolition crew

or

2) Decorate it like a piñata and hand out broomsticks to the neighborhood kids.

snappy

What? Why would you say that? That sounds incredibly painful, and what does it have to do with your listing anyway? Freak!

Oh.

Nippers. You said "nippers." Sorry about the outburst. See, I thought you said... never mind.


(Found by Victoria.)

I'm sticking with you

 

Aw, it's a heart made out of glue. And a... thing. Stuck to another thing. I can't quite tell what this is a picture of, but fortunately the listing Katryn found -- which uses this photo, and only this photo -- says that this is "A 1 BEDROOM PB APARTMENT ON THE GROUND FLOOR..." So I guess this is the PB part.

I blame moles.

 

Nope, nope, not trying to hide anything here in the listing Loquacity found. That's just the way grass grows in Australia -- in little identical clumps.

Please don't be real, don't be real, don't be real...

 

OK, I'm 99% certain this listing Giuliana found is a fake. But 1% of me thinks of some of the other listings I've seen and wonders...

Oh, there's a smudged URL in one of the photos. That is a tad suspicious. Ah well... The world is probably a better place for this one not being real. But if you'd like to see more like this, You Suck at Craigslist holds hours of glee for you.

Legs crossed

 

Dang, poor Chair. I hate when there's a line for the outhouse.



(Found by (@_@) ac900434.)

It just needs a tilde in the URL

Things are about to get ugly around here while I mess with the layout. Apologies in advance. I really ought to learn how these computer things work...

Ooh, I know, to distract you I'll put up one of those old "under construction" pictures. It'll be just like geocities circa 1995!

UPDATE: Okay, that's the worst of it done. Thoughts?

FURTHER UPDATE: Eh, I've decided the three columns makes it too cluttered. So hold on while I destroy everything RARRRRR