Tragically, this apartment building will never feel the touch of a human hand.

Is it just me, or...

Yeah, pretty certain it's just me.


(Found by Courtney. My "what's that character I'm thinking of, you know the one..." babbling figured out by Josh. Concrete picture swiped from here. Dang, that's a lotta links.)

Shall I be mother? Very very tall mother?

Yes! You sit up here:

Your guest sits up here:

...and you have the most awesome tea party ever. "Pass me the cucumber sandwiches, will you, dear?" *thwack*


(Found by Emily.)

Ah, college days

Admittedly, sofa-in-the-hedge look isn't usually a selling point. But it seems to be on fire, so the problem will've taken care of itself soon enough.


(Found by Salamanda.)

Another for the "actually I think this is awesome" file

And that, boys and girls, is why we never leave oatmeal unattended in the microwave.

(Found by Lucy.)

Always in the last place you look

 

Is it there? No...

 

Not there, either...

There it is! That's where I left the sink! Wait for me, guys, I'm coming!

Damn you, you kids and your matches and your fondness for cross-gabled Queen Anne-styled houses!

Tired of bored adolescents lighting fires in the empty house, the owners took steps to avoid any further vandalism.

Ha! Just try to set that on fire now, Drunky McTeenerson!

Chair? What Chair?

Disturbed by the many sightings of Frankenstein's Chair, scared furniture has taken to camouflage as protection.


(Found by Gav.)