Friday, July 4, 2008

Once again: aaaacentuate the positive...


True, the house would look like this five minutes after I moved in. But shouldn't listings be a bit more aspirational?

But don't be turned off. This house has other fine qualities, like... um... a large, spray-painted, backwards "j":


And an outdoor dining area!

7 comments:

ipa said...

I love it because it has 2 beth (see listing) and I have always wanted 2 beth!
I'll take it! Where do I sign.

Sara said...

Ha! I hadn't noticed that. It has two beths and one bath...

Lane and Sylvia said...

AW COME ON PEOPLE, WHO LEFT THE TOILET SEAT LID UP?

Anonymous said...

Is it actually a "detached house" when its garage is grafted to the neighbor's garage? (If I were the neighbor, I would think about amputating)

Meg said...

Another positive...lots of privacy! You know, with the windows boarded up and the neighborhood kids being terrified to walk that stretch of sidewalk.

Anonymous said...

I love the painted over graffiti on the "outdoor dining" area.

Theresa Rohrer said...

I want to take a picture that's really going to show why someone would want to buy this house... I know! I'll take a picture of the dirt clod, over there in the corner! That's a real selling point.
T