You show people in listings, and I complain. You don't show people in listings, and I complain again. Clearly this listing Liz found is an attempt at compromise, and I'm a jerk for not being satisfied. Pfft! Me.
When asked by the dry cleaner how much starch they should put in his pants, Itchy McBritches replied, "Oh just enough so that my pants can walk around my studio apartment on their own. I don't need to stinkin' hangers..."
I'm sure someone out there will accuse me of being from the PC Police, but I long for the day when we can not snicker at Atorsoancephalyism. Going through life without a torso and head is hard enough without all the sarcasm.
This is freaking me out - not the thought of a torsoless pair of legs inhabiting the house, so much as the thought that there's a realtor out there who looked at that pic and thought it was perfect to put on the listing.
Not only did someone think this was a great photo to advertise an apartment, someone had the photo for three years and then put it in the listing. They're really proud of that weirdness, aren't they?
Check the date on the photo, seriously what in the world?
I guess they realized that if they completely removed the legs, the shadow on the floor wouldn't make sense.... so better just to leave the legs, right??
Closing is going to be so awkward when this guy has to take off his shoes (or pants, depending on what appendage he's trained to do his writing) to sign all the paperwork.
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What the... I don't... *blink blink*
That is so strange and creepy. I just don't understand- either photoshop him out or don't but this....
And what is going on under that table?
The other half looks like it might be stuffed under the table.
Gah! It looks like they smeared the poor guy on the wall.
Obviously he has an invisibility cloak that isn't quite long enough.
When asked by the dry cleaner how much starch they should put in his pants, Itchy McBritches replied, "Oh just enough so that my pants can walk around my studio apartment on their own. I don't need to stinkin' hangers..."
I'm sure someone out there will accuse me of being from the PC Police, but I long for the day when we can not snicker at Atorsoancephalyism. Going through life without a torso and head is hard enough without all the sarcasm.
Seriously, wtf??
Some kind of creepy attempt at a photoshopped modern-art hourglass? Anti-gravity coathangers for pants....with shoes?
Wow...my brain hurts now.
This is freaking me out - not the thought of a torsoless pair of legs inhabiting the house, so much as the thought that there's a realtor out there who looked at that pic and thought it was perfect to put on the listing.
Not only did someone think this was a great photo to advertise an apartment, someone had the photo for three years and then put it in the listing. They're really proud of that weirdness, aren't they?
Check the date on the photo, seriously what in the world?
Sometimes I look back on life BC (Before Craigslist)and I wonder what the heck I did when I needed a good WTF pick-me-up
lolwut
I guess they realized that if they completely removed the legs, the shadow on the floor wouldn't make sense.... so better just to leave the legs, right??
I think the pants are offended and escaping.
"Wait, we didn't mean it!" ...
Oh, I see that "we" didn't read the directions on "our" new chainsaw. Now did we?
Roidy
Closing is going to be so awkward when this guy has to take off his shoes (or pants, depending on what appendage he's trained to do his writing) to sign all the paperwork.
It's the wrong trousers, Gromit! And they've gone wrong!
First thing into my head.
Oh save me from those pale green pants with nobody inside them.
Well, Danbury is just 35 miles from Sleepy Hollow, NY.
@Katie -- Love the Wallace and Gromit reference! And now I want cheeeeese!
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